i had a pleasant dream about beheaded hookers, dancing in the streets
once i had a job, but i lost i like a virgin doing lap dance
aha, so you've heard it to, tsunami surfers ain't coming back
my girl is in the heat, so now i got to keep her in a cage

we hate goth, and we hate smoking bans, all the nasty habits lost and found, love tornado sure can take you down, i've been feeding lesbos from my hand

im not really care, but i think your girlfriend gave me disease
i still recall the day, when my finkus turned me homosexual
im glad that we agree, that we both love the way of bukowski
once i was a man, but today im more like Michael Jackson