oh, he was a weak boy
lacked a pair of balls
he wasn't pierced at all
oh, he was a geek boy
with a chest so small

big balls, hairy balls
hard balls, hot babes
hairy babes, yummy babes
yummy balls, and oily muscles too

Ronal the Barbarian, he rules

big balls, hairy balls
hard balls, hot babes
hairy babes, yummy babes
yummy balls, and oily muscles too

we'll keep on fighting, muscles are shining
we are the champions
thunder and lightning, excess of lightning
fighting with balls in thongs
we are togetherall dressed in leather
all bits are wet and we're perfectly tan
we have pierced our nipples

Ronal the Barbarian, he rules