Cheese Sandwich

The super-duper party pony -- that pony is me
I always knew that was the kind of pony I would be

Pinkie Pie: Me too!
Cheese Sandwich: Come on, ponies! Who here likes to party? Ha-ha! You do! I can tell!

When I was but a little colt, I just wanted to play
Pinkie Pie: Like me!

Cheese Sandwich

But everypony told me, "Cheese, that fun just wastes the day"

Pinkie Pie: As if!

Cheese Sandwich

But when I threw a party and I busted out some moves
Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh!

Cheese Sandwich

The ponies finally saw the light and got into the groove
Pinkie Pie: You know it!

Cheese Sandwich

The super-duper party pony -- that pony is me
Pinkie Pie: And me!

Cheese Sandwich

You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese!

Pinkie Pie: Uh, Pinkie?
Cheese Sandwich: Hey, good-lookin', want some mayonnaise?

My parties are all off the hook
I never plan them by the book
I start out fun, then whoopsie-daisy
Everybody just gets crazy!

Bored of snacks made by your mom?
How about a giant party bomb?
Huge pi